hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

princess celestia my bualls hurt

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can i help you

no thanks I'd rather play alone

reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo

listen. listen. the consumption of animal products is about mutually beneficial relationships Not domination and that's why prioritizing animal r*ghts over animal welfare is an absolutely brain fungus take to have

urban leftists who've never so much as raised a chicken will be like "umm think about the politics of your diet???" because they can't conceive of the fact that domestication is an incredibly sweet gig for most livestock where they don't have to look for their own food or shelter or water are protected from predators and also get free healthcare and a quick clean death

100%

The actual issues with our current livestock system are because of capitalism and industrialization. Can we please focus our energy on the global paradigm being cruel and unsustainable to us, the planet, AND livestock instead of getting lost in virtue signaling

pokemon loves just straight up lying about things so much. “this is binkabonkus one swipe of its claws can cut down an entire forest” and then its claws do like 12 damage

not even just stats either “the glowing bulb on bulbanjo’s head is brighter than the sun” and you can clearly see it isnt.

Magcargo

hold on i dont actually know that many pokemon let me look something up

sorry for blogging so much i'm on a tolerance break from the sudoku app

americans and their ways are so boring to me. therefore they should stop making tv shows about americans and explore life in the beautiful country of moldova

HOLY SHIT

I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.

Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version

Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.

To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 

For everyone new to tumblr, the same rule applies to tumblr too.

You cannot censor your tags! Censored tags cannot be block or filtered. Censoring tags HARMS your audience, it does not protect them

i'm having so much fun

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK

The holy trinity

Important addition!! https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/14bpckz/a_white_supremacist_took_mdma_for_a_study_and_it/

jesse we need to cook empathy jesse

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

Lemme look something up...

This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut