redspyisinthebased
where tf you paying 2k rent lmao? i'm not even making that much
redspyisinthebased
wait.why does it only have one head?
are you fucking with me
one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
Dangers of working on a set.
That’s what I said.
Okay but you forgot the best part! During the scene where Aragorn, Gandalf and the other Main CharaktersTM ride ahead to go shout at the gate (and talk to the mouth of sauron in the extended edition) they were very firmly told only to ride up ahead “this far” because that area was cleared and beyond that it wasn’t.
But. Viggo Mortensen is absolutely mad and lead them just…. a bit farther than that. Everyone else was very scared they might blow up any second. Viggo said it “added a little extra tension”.
The behind the scenes of LOTR ruined me for every other movie. I wanted every movie to have that kind of play by play explanation of how the film got made…and nothing. Not even close. They even removed bloopers or outtakes and then stopped doing DVDs at all.
I’m very disappointed
anyway. onto better things
onto better things thursday
star trek heritage post (June 9th, 2019)
me and my wizard homies after being transported to the modern world by a rival sorcerer and trying to find shelter in the nearest hippie store
[ID: a blurry picture of two wizards frantically running across a street. One is dressed in a yellow robe with a music note pattern and the other is dressed in a purple robe with a star pattern. End ID]
The fake post game really elevated when people started putting fake dividers between them, but it kinda sucks that they never put placeholder text up top to get rid of the double pfp/username
666 Notes
🧙♂️ evilpeniswizard Follow
PENIS BLAST
420,696,669 Notes
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oh yeah and one at the bottom to make the real notes look natural would help too
lonely people are like nooooo i love the silence i love being by myself and then you ask them how their day has been and they tear up a bit
Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!
Break in :)
you cant get this anywhere else
I wake up at 5am to go to work and as I walk out the door I hear something.
"Tarnished, a word. Before thou sees fit to return from thy daily toils, I would ask of thee, a boon. Bring to me a bounty of crispy cheese snacks, and I shall reward thee handsomely. Seek Joe the Trader in his abode, he may provide what I seek, for a price..."
What if Yoda's species reproduced by like, laying a bunch of eggs in a corpse
Mmmmmm bring your cadaver to a dark and moist environment I will
This was actually confirmed in The New Essential Guide to Sucking and Fucking
hey can you all post things that dont scare me really badly