i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said
Just remember if you suffer from melancholy and must run away to the sea for your health that you should also wear sunscreen
my two favorite types of punctuation are ellipses and exclamation marks brcause of my pensive yet excitable nature
vintage-soleil
The perfect Martini by Guy Buffet, 2000
I never get over this one. Absolutely incredible
will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
@staff let me send shit to my bestie @thewhorax rn or I will be so much more annoying than I already am
‘Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.“
— Anthony Bourdain
Miss ya Tony.
they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist
The wisteria has tied itself around the doorknob
MORNING DEBUNKING: In fact my little brother has been coming over and tying it to the doorknob. He is 24 years old
in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection
this is so funny
"He gave me my mail and said 'Are you expecting anything from Germany?' and I said 'I might be - we've got friends over there'," said Mr Biggs.
"He said 'Have a look at this letter' - so I had a look and turned it over and our friends' address was on the back of it and on the front it just said England."
Mr Biggs said the card had been sent from a sorting office in Germany close to Gloucester's twin town of Trier and had not been opened.
"I said 'How on earth did you know it was for me?' and he said 'I didn't, I've been wandering around with this', said Mr Biggs.
"My wife and I are absolutely shocked but this puts posties at five or six stars and top of the tree for me this Christmas."
The card, it is believed, may have originally been addressed correctly and so was sent to the right area of England - but with an address label that fell off at some point.
A Royal Mail spokesman said: "Royal Mail's team of 'address detectives' are renowned for their ability to ensure poorly addressed items of mail reach their intended recipients however, even by their standards, this is pretty impressive."
the royal mail detectives are a weird bunch, and like if it was addressed right it would get right but i love the idea they went "well it's from Trier so send it to the twinned town first"
Terry Pratchett would have loved this
