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Me + Rob + Cyrus + Sylvia + Stormy + Chewy
An MMA commercial was playing on the TV.
Cyrus: [completely deadpan] Wow. They’re punching each other. What a cool sport.
Me: Wait, are you serious?
Cyrus: No, I was doing that thing like Daddy does when he says something is cool but he doesn’t mean it.
Me: Sarcasm?
Cyrus: Yeah, that!

Tomorrow is her first day of Kindergarten. She’s totally excited & ready, I am not. I told her I’ll be sad without her at home with me. She told me that I could play with her Lego’s & then wait down at the bus stop until she got back. https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVJSFolwKC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pyi3kzrne7c4

“This is Robert please let me in I have a surprise” . Sometimes, you just have to lock yourself in your bathroom, take a moment to collect yourself because your children are heathens. Then sometimes your son slips this under the door.

Sylvia: Look! What’s this?
Me: It’s a card that Nana gave me for Mother’s Day.
Sylvia: I love you so much.
Me: I love you so much, too.
Sylvia: If we love each other so much, why didn’t I get anything for Mother’s Day?
Me: Because you’re not a mommy. If you want to have kids when you grow up, then you can get presents on Mother’s Day. & I’ll be your children’s Nana.
Sylvia: I don’t want you to be their Nana.
Me: Why not?
Sylvia: Because I don’t.
Me: Why? Do you not want to share me?
Sylvia: Yeah. I don’t want to share.