BASICALLY life is people yelling at you for putting your dirt in the wrong ditch. what are you doing you idiot maybe you should put your dirt in the right ditch next time. at it’s core I mean
great time to send asks but I don’t want any jokesters okay I don’t want any fucking tricky little pranksters in my inbox alright i don’t wanna any fuckering chuckleheads understand
I wanna get a hanafuda tattoo but I think I have to win a game against a real japanese person in nippon (nippon means japan) because i’m a crazy person
Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!
Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school
Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in
Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow
This. Is my pride and joy. A gift for my dad, who played Zork with me when I was a kid, and with his dad when he was a kid. I designed this pattern myself and had a great time puzzling out how to hide the glow in the dark letters!
Pattern: “West of House” by me Fabric: 2x1 on 18ct Blue-Grey Aida Started: 11/27/2021 Finished: 12/25/2021
Imagine watching a show and there’s a video of you doing something you remember doing but you are pretty sure wasn’t being recorded playing on the TV in the background
Imagine watching a show and a character wears something you would wear and another character makes a joke about that specific fact and names you, your name. Your uncommon name.