cats are NOT making biscuits you DO NOT knead biscuit dough or else it will be TOUGH they are making BAGELS or perhaps a SANDWICH LOAF
you can have characters in your mind! But watch out
They will move in forever and they wont even pay rent
for the minecraft mob you give off axolotl vibes
cute but will beat your ass
I'll forgive you for calling me cute for this post for the axolotl vibes
when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno
I don’t believe you.
just watch
F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it
You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt
You have rights because
faggots and dykes fought for them.
Respect that you cunt
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Dang, check that shit out. That’s a good fuckin’ haiku. Good job, haiku bot.
me and the followers I pulled by chronically complaining online
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
📬 New ask game
Reblog this post and let your followers assign you a minecraft mob according to your vibes
Or write in the tags which minecraft mob you associate with yourself
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."
It always upsets me so much when I see interpretations/illustrations of the two headed calf poem that show a living calf being torn away from its mother and killed to sell to a museum and framing the poem as being "humanity kills beautiful things for being different".
Two headed cows almost never survive more than a few hours after their birth. The farmer finds the *body* the next day. The calf was destined to die, and that's a tragedy, but for the time it was alive, it had a beautiful and unique experience.
It's not a poem about the cruelty of man. It's a poem about the beauty of life in an indifferent universe. It's about purpose and beauty being able to exist even in an existence doomed to come to an end, as all our lives are. It's not a poem about how a calf dies, but how, even for only a brief moment, it was alive.
And, for that moment, because of that life, however fleeting, the sky had twice as many stars.
“Don’t drink the water” tf you want me to do then drink mercury? now move im getting my beautiful delicious infected tap water mmm yum yum yum yum slurgpb shlororro slurp slurp shlclurrrrp glugugluluglug glug glug glulug mmmmmmmm brain wormies mmmm
you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol







