There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!
According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.
According to this
site, August 1 is the first
day of Halloween.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Dashboard unfucker 1.0:
- reverts twitterfication of tumblr layout on desktop
Dashboard unfucker 2.0:
- stops tumblr showing you a non functional empty login page for no reason
Dashboard unfucker 3.0:
- restores user avatars
Dashboard unfucker 4.0:
- allows hiding of user badges
- reverses truncation of note count
Dashboard unfucker 5.0:
- removes frightening clown
Dashboard unfucker 6.0:
- allows muting of alert sirens and userjingles
Dashboard unfucker 7.0:
- restores display of usernames
- removes frightening clown (permanently this time)
Dashboard unfucker 8.0:
- covers always-on livestream of uncomfortable looking midwestern woman in wet body paint with a black square (temporary fix as removing this element disables the dashboard feed. better solution soon)
- reduces scale of numerals 310% (back to original size)
Dashboard unfucker 9.0:
- alert siren functionality restored ONLY for the huntsman's siren, so desktop users have fair warning when he is about to spawn
- removes moist sally livestream box altogether
Dashboard unfucker 9.2:
- removes frightening clown hidden behind moist sally livestream box
Dashboard unfucker 10.0:
- MAJOR UPDATE! posts are visible again
Anonymous asked:
Please tell about the second defense mechanism i can't find anything online about it
yeah i wasn’t sure how much was online abt it so here’s a video 👍
this is a new one.
Update on this: Whenever I open a new Tumblr tab, this glitch is not present. However, when I check on another tab or play video games for a while, then come back, it reasserts itself.
The width it allows me to scroll is also inconsistent, which leads me to believe that my Tumblr dashboard, when not actively monitored, is becoming wider over time.
Happy Halloween
^these are the additions I want on my posts. Take notes people
august is upon us which means it’s officially halloween time. please start posting your spooky cats again
Saw a post the other day that was like 'guys stop complaining about the One Piece tab, as marketing goes it's very unobtrusive'. Do we think Tumblr took that as a challenge or
Nobody was going in the one piece tab so they had to send out the fucking clown
It's that easy
I am here at the tumblr dashboard
MR BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
theres literally no wrong way to play singleplayer games btw. savescum, play on easy mode, mod, look up guides and walkthroughs, whatever the hell you want. always remember if it sucks hit da bricks
retrogamingblog
what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume
I will never not reblog this
also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so
i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website
how’s that going bestie
Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke
Hanging out with Fluttermop
Rubbermaid® 60" Invader Side Gate Wood Mop Handle, Yellow - FGH116000000
Microfiber Kentucky Mop Loop/Taped Pink
Tumblr's Favorite Show: Finals!
After several months of fierce fighting, with 256 initial combatants, we have made it to the FINALS
Now, it's time to determine Tumblr's Favorite Show!
Previous rounds can be found below the break:
Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple
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