There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

Minotaur in his kitchen

i get that this is just a function of being on the media liker website where all discussions get rerouted to media liking but it is still really funny how often a post on here will be talking about some massive social issue people have been debating for literally hundreds of years and just casually drop the assertion that Fandom Has Ruined Your Morals like i really don't think the spirk fanfic is the reason people fantasise about retributive justice but alright

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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Tumblr's stupid dash placeholder really elevated this post.

I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.

Tags pass peer review, etc, because they SO perfectly capture the spirit of the show.

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

mlapmlapmlapmlapmlap

:V :| :V :| :V :P

my favorite one is the one in the middle who looks so happy

Tag yourself. I am the one on the right who needs to look upwards while nomming.

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”

“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”

“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”

the real protagonist

if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

getting another black band t shirt will fix me

this came to me in a dream

Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.

Time to start throwing money at strike funds, y’all.

The Snacklist

Entertainment Community Fund

Source and other ways to help

As someone who’s been on strike, more than once, it’s hard really hard. It’s especially devastating when you know your employer has decided to just walk away from the table

Even if you can’t support financially you can help by keep talking about the strike and showing support for the striking writers

The positive stories an posts online really helped me and my coworkers when we were on strike

Even the people driving by giving the friendly beeps past our picket line helped

The more public support the striking writers (any any striking workers) the more likely they are to succeed in negotiations

how do you think he got into the sling in the first place?

brought to you by @bindigoat s HMC fixation of April 2021

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

"quota"

am i in the fucking sales department

Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

@vesselvindicate get peer reviewed

how could you...