I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.
That. Includes. Hiring.
That. Includes. Scheduling.
That. Includes. Firing.
That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.
What they don’t want you to know about 9/11 was that the planes were actually dragons with enchantment spells on them.
the trad idea of classical college education is apparently reading the original primary texts behind scientific and mathmetical concepts you learn in high school????? like what is this. reading fucking Galen in a science course???? “this course is so tough, i have an excess of yellow bile due tonight at 11” nobody is allowed to make fun of gender studies ever again. also reading HUCK FINN as a COLLEGE SENIOR???? i hope tuition is like $5
perfectly representative of the ideal conservative higher education, which mostly involves giving students the pretense that they know everything while not even giving them a usable surface level knowledge of any subject except the theology of slave masters
Absolutely incredible that Spinoza is here
Mfers are gonna have to change their curriculum when Constantinople falls and the west gets flooded with translated manuscripts from the Baghdad House of Wisdom.
Help a chronically depressed autistic trans girl eat/get places/maintain hygiene for the next week.
Hey, I'm out of food and staring down the barrel of being flat broke and 140 dollars in debt.
If I got even 70 dollars, I'd be able to eat this week, get to interviews, and wash some laundry.
cshpp: $MilanaSenger
15/70
I can now take care of the washing for the week!
15/70 not to be that girl but if you're on the fence, please consider throwing even a couple of dollars my way. 3 dollars covers a round trip on the bus, so it means a lot.
70/70!!!
Someone came in with a 55 dollar dono!
Thank you so much guys!
I love you all!
Since people are still reblogging this, I just want to say any further donations wouldn't be in vain or anything. I'm still looking at about 500 dollars of bills in the next month, which donations will go towards. I put the goal at 70 because that's what I needed to eat for the week.
Speaking of which, here is my now stocked cupboard
So I guess
70/581.50?
how that additional money breaks down:
140 dollars of internet bills (needed to keep putting my applications out)
362.50 is my half of rent
I don't expect to actually hit 581 dollars, but i guess it's kind of like a stretch goal? Mostly posting this to show where any money beyond that 70 would go.
Help a chronically depressed autistic trans girl eat/get places/maintain hygiene for the next week.
Hey, I'm out of food and staring down the barrel of being flat broke and 140 dollars in debt.
If I got even 70 dollars, I'd be able to eat this week, get to interviews, and wash some laundry.
cshpp: $MilanaSenger
15/70
I can now take care of the washing for the week!
15/70 not to be that girl but if you're on the fence, please consider throwing even a couple of dollars my way. 3 dollars covers a round trip on the bus, so it means a lot.
70/70!!!
Someone came in with a 55 dollar dono!
Thank you so much guys!
I love you all!
Since people are still reblogging this, I just want to say any further donations wouldn't be in vain or anything. I'm still looking at about 500 dollars of bills in the next month, which donations will go towards. I put the goal at 70 because that's what I needed to eat for the week.
Speaking of which, here is my now stocked cupboard
Help a chronically depressed autistic trans girl eat/get places/maintain hygiene for the next week.
Hey, I'm out of food and staring down the barrel of being flat broke and 140 dollars in debt.
If I got even 70 dollars, I'd be able to eat this week, get to interviews, and wash some laundry.
cshpp: $MilanaSenger
15/70
I can now take care of the washing for the week!
15/70 not to be that girl but if you're on the fence, please consider throwing even a couple of dollars my way. 3 dollars covers a round trip on the bus, so it means a lot.
70/70!!!
Someone came in with a 55 dollar dono!
Thank you so much guys!
I love you all!
Help a chronically depressed autistic trans girl eat/get places/maintain hygiene for the next week.
Hey, I'm out of food and staring down the barrel of being flat broke and 140 dollars in debt.
If I got even 70 dollars, I'd be able to eat this week, get to interviews, and wash some laundry.
cshpp: $MilanaSenger
15/70
I can now take care of the washing for the week!
15/70 not to be that girl but if you're on the fence, please consider throwing even a couple of dollars my way. 3 dollars covers a round trip on the bus, so it means a lot.
Help a chronically depressed autistic trans girl eat/get places/maintain hygiene for the next week.
Hey, I'm out of food and staring down the barrel of being flat broke and 140 dollars in debt.
If I got even 70 dollars, I'd be able to eat this week, get to interviews, and wash some laundry.
cshpp: $MilanaSenger
If *I* established a kingdom I would simply put an end to the cycle of the rise and fall of empires by governing wisely and being really good at fending off invasions and proving I earned the Mandate of Heaven and not letting my defining character traits end up being my downfall
Guy reading The Romance of the Three Kingdoms on the train but shaking his head with every page to show everyone he disapproves of the misuse of imperial authority
on this lovely trans day of visibility we were talking to some of our preschoolers about gender. one asked "why are you not a girl?" and I answered "because when I looked inside myself and said 'you are a girl' I did not feel happy, but when I said 'actually you are a person' I did feel happy"
then another student asked "why are you not a hot dog?" and that was a much harder question to answer
Help a chronically depressed autistic trans girl eat/get places/maintain hygiene for the next week.
Hey, I'm out of food and staring down the barrel of being flat broke and 140 dollars in debt.
If I got even 70 dollars, I'd be able to eat this week, get to interviews, and wash some laundry.
cshpp: $MilanaSenger
15/70
I can now take care of the washing for the week!
Help a chronically depressed autistic trans girl eat/get places/maintain hygiene for the next week.
Hey, I'm out of food and staring down the barrel of being flat broke and 140 dollars in debt.
If I got even 70 dollars, I'd be able to eat this week, get to interviews, and wash some laundry.
cshpp: $MilanaSenger
15/70
I can now take care of the washing for the week!
Help a chronically depressed autistic trans girl eat/get places/maintain hygiene for the next week.
Hey, I'm out of food and staring down the barrel of being flat broke and 140 dollars in debt.
If I got even 70 dollars, I'd be able to eat this week, get to interviews, and wash some laundry.
cshpp: $MilanaSenger
hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity
holy shit
no, no, come back here and tell me how stupid it is to talk about how the power dynamics inherent to christianity are built upon the rhetoric that failure is unavoidable and there is never enough you can do to make up for it
Thoughts @sufficient-tenacity
Ok, so I was primarily raised Catholic.
And the dynamic there is: Failure is unavoidable, that's why we have confession. Because part of confessing your sins is being forgiven for them.
And I don't love this website's homogenization of Christianity writ large into the bad religion (tm) and Judaism into the good religion (tm) when both are incredibly diverse religions with many different theological interpretations, ranging from extremely conservative to very progressive.
Also uh, that's because FALLEN ANGELS ARE DEMONS. Demons are the angels who were cast into hell when Lucifer rebelled.
Bro what
I am average American man, I give up dreams of astronaut and work fifteen hours in hog farm to buy one hamburger restaurant
shit reads like an incredibly bad cover story.
the silence of those with a staph infection is deafening
I’m Romanian and I didn’t even know that’s what drujba meant, oh my god, this is hilarious.
*Revs chainsaw* THIS IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND
I just realized this makes solving things with the power of friendship much more interesting
NOW IT IS!!
Yes it's true. It's more like 3 light taps. It's make sure they're actually dead, not *make sure* they're dead.
See because when most Popes have died they were super old and like, if you've ever seen a 90 year old sleep you'd know it looks like they're dead.









