Who wants to play pretend outside with me? (Sexual)
I get to be the high priestess and you get to be my virgin sacrifice. U can pick the goddess you get sacrificed to tho.
Uhm i have a drippy red candle and a butterknife so we can play pretend i’m spilling your entrails over the altar 😳 if you wanted
my first word was dada. yes like the art movement i was a precocious child
I had to do this. You don’t understand I was called to make this.
dj pensive got the whole club saying hmmmm
DJ wise got the whole club weighing their options carefully
I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing
Just pure rapture
what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car
went in the sea for the first time in 4 years today and she slapped me
saying "are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?" is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else's behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.
if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog
