BELLS

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

UNBELIEVABLE 

I can’t stop watching this. he’s a Chaotic Neutral demigod.

OMFGGGGG

HOLY FUCK BLESS HIM

I just DIED

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

Chaotic Good Boy

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

someone probably getting their titties sucked rn and i’m here just…chillin

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!

my daily routine

Are you fucking kidding me

tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza tumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car

Outside of a school dance waiting for your mom to pick you up after your girlfriend broke up with you in the early 2000s

the fact that stars exist and we can look at them every single night for free just makes me go !!!!!!!!!!!!