wow. Y’all are creative.
Antivaxxers: The vaccines have microchips, the government is trying to track us!
The smartphones/smart tech in their house:
The drivers license/credit & debit cards in their wallets
Their social security number
They License Plate on the back of their van
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
- Jill Thomas Doyle
The fact that Cate Blanchett is married to a m*n just doesn't sit right with me 🤨
Randomly felt the need to come out to my family on Facebook, but fuck that!!! So I'm doing it here instead.
World, friends, and family. I am a lesbian. I love women and I will marry a woman. I will share and repost a shit ton of lesbian things, and I am doing my thesis on Black, lesbian literature. Thank you 😘💖💖💖💖💖
Being a lesbian is honestly amazing. We're so fucking stupid with love, but we have so much fun.
My brain blocking out all the important big words in an academic text on the discipline because my heart doesn't care.
Death when he found out Emily Dickinson had something to say
Serious question: would non binary folks who like women, don't identify with being a woman, and go by they/them, still be considered a lesbian?
hurtful but thank you
I feel attacked lol
I am so sorry you thought otherwise, sweetie, but I am not a dom, a top, an aggressive, a stud, none of it!
If I fuck you, you fuck me. I'm not topping from the bottom either. Simple.
‘enemies to lovers’ sure okay, but nothing wil ever beat THIS dynamic