there’s no heterosexual explanation for making Derek’s son a mini stiles. and I’m not even gonna get started on the implications of the jeep

sorry to anyone who now has to watch me (and a million other mutuals) randomly reblog teen wolf analysis posts after literal years of not being interested in anything to do with that show, my heart truly goes out to u

Okay okay hold on.

You’re telling me that Derek Hale is living in Beacon Hills owning an auto shop and consulting for the sheriff and having a rebellious teenage son who loves the jeep and in the first twenty seconds of being on screen Derek says to the sheriff “Maybe you should call your son?” Like I literally paused it.

Seriously considering keeping it paused and just writing a fanfic to finish it out because this is a beautiful premise that right now is canon. I accept the first 20 minutes of this movie. The rest we can toss.

Getting queerbaited by Sterek in 2023 is embarrassing we should be embarrassed.

also i’m supposed to believe that stiles stilinski who didn’t trust his own father to eat lunch correctly would not come back to visit him for fifteen years lmao

Derek Hale might be dead but at least Tyler Hoechlin is free from the devil Jeff Davis

things inside derek's lil fluffy domestic suburban home that I find to be really cute

TONY WITH THE SLUTTY IRON CROP TOP SUIT???

1. Stiles left Beacon Hills to never return and left his jeep.

2. Derek saved his jeep and fixed everything. Stiles’s dad flat out says Derek saved it after Stiles left and tried to fix it up. Stiles had it held together with duck tap but Derek put everything into fixing it, but it wasn’t able to run perfectly.

3. In the 15 years since Stiles left to never return, it ended up in the junkyard because Derek couldn’t fix it like he wanted to, but he wouldn’t abandon it.

4. Eli, Derek’s kid, would routinely steal it to piss Derek off.

5. After Derek died. Stiles’s dad gave Eli the keys to the jeep and told him Derek had “complicated feelings about the Jeep” but it should definitely be Eli’s.

So like Derek was in love with Stiles huh? Like he saved Stiles’s jeep, when Stiles himself abandoned it. He tried to make it run smoothly and when he couldn’t he keep it under a tarp at the junkyard to not be driven but not to be scrapped either. And then his son would regularly steal it solely to piss Derek off. Derek himself said it was just to make him mad. And then when Derek died, Sheriff Stilinski gave the keys to Eli and said he should have it and that Derek had “complicated feelings about the jeep” but it was Eli’s. Derek was definitely in love with Stiles and I just.

Complicated feelings about stiles the jeep

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Some of yall never had a nic buzz while feeling lightheaded during a fast and it shows

This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.

and like... having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for--or for that matter, want--an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.

Recommended tactics to deal with a child hitting on you:

upon that child turning 18:

u know what im gonna add that even if ur 18/19 and u get a crush on someone in their 30s/40s and they dont turn u down they are taking advantage of u bc they know ur a teenager with way less adult experiences as them and they are purposefully dating u bc they think they can manipulate u

You know, it can be scary sometimes but...being who you really are is never a bad idea.

A billion is an inconceivable amount of money.

saying the democratic primary is now down to two white men implies bernie sanders and joe biden come from the same background as every other non-obama president and pretends that bernie sanders' lifelong commitment to civil justice doesn't come from growing up learning about the suffering his family underwent during the holocaust.

it's fucking insane someone could look at him and decide his being jewish, which would make him the first jewish president in the history of this country, isn't important enough of a 'diversity win' to care about because he's not elizabeth warren, a white woman who lied about being an indigenous american for decades to boost her chances of being diversity hired

if you want to rail against the type of man who dominates american politics in order to advocate for more diverse leadership, take aim at joe biden, the white man who pushed the racist crime bill through the legislature that directly led to the mass incarceration of black people in this country for drug offenses

hey, just so you know? this shit is so fucking serious.

someone in the crowd at his rally tonight (march 5, 2020) unfurled a massive nazi flag behind him, and since then photos of trump supporters protesting against him as recently as last year with swastikas on their posters have started making the rounds again.

when the media boils bernie sanders down to ‘just another white man’ they are intentionally burying his lived experience as a jewish person because they do not want to acknowledge the discrimination he has faced that has made him the staunch advocate for civil justice for all people that he has always been

This is so important.