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Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

Wanting top surgery so I can sleep face down shirtless in boxers like the lazy teenage boys at the start of 90s films

as a man on HRT thats approaching his thirties im on my knees begging you other trans and queer folk to stop treating hair thinning and baldness like its some sort of final nail in the coffin on someone’s youth and scale of attractiveness and to stop insisting people see their doctor if someone starts experiencing hair loss and they didnt ask for help!

Like to be extremely honest, the way that some people treat balding like you’re suddenly losing your identity or something… as someone that has experimented with my hair since my tweens, with funky haircuts and crazy hair colors, it just shows a real lack of creativity to treat the potential of baldness as something to mourn is really boring and concerning.

Think of all the new real estate for potential tattoos. Think of all the wigs you can much more comfortably wear, either for cosplay or for everyday use. Want to have short punk hair one day or long, flowy hair the next? Thats possible. But also, think of all the cool hats you can adorn your head with to look like the coolest hipster dilf in your neighborhood. Think of all the crazy cool earrings you can try on with a smooth head to bring contrast. Think about how cool and esteemed or tough and rugged you’ll look for those that are able to grow a nice mustache or beard. Think of the curious joy you can bring to young kids or babies that have never felt a smooth or stubbly head before.

Idk. I just think the queer community in general has a huge problem with glorifying youth and thick-scalped sexy “tasteful” androgyny, when that androgyny and sexiness can take so many different forms beyond 22 yo twunks and soft butches. You arent going to be young forever, we’re all going to get wrinkly and die one day, so you better come to terms with greying and balding queer dilfs and milfs quickly.

Nice tit physics

official boob post

Ths bishop’s twitter post

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

certified iconic post

environmental storytelling.

ACAB

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This advice might save your life:

Many innocent people can be saved by this advice.

come to Marshals if u would like to purchase World’s Most Breakable Object

Looks like shit anyway

Good conversation piece, people will ask "what's with all these glass shards on your floor"

*right clicks you and saves you into a folder called “friends :)” on my desktop*

*goes into the folder and clicks and drags you around the screen for fun so it’s like you’re on a rollercoaster, or perhaps a big twisty slide*

you know when you're ill about Some Guy and you look at him and you're like. what sort of siren spell have you cast upon me. fiend. witch. begone from my sight *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpe

love is stored in the BLOOD

That's why you have to BITE and RIP and TEAR and MAIM to fully experience it <3

You get it

Blood Heritage Post

I wonder how much of the movie theater for FNAF is going to be clueless parents/guardians taking their horror-obsessed kids to go see it. Good thing I’ve gotten the lore explained to me 68385 times by my sister so I’m better than all of them. There is a purble guy.

Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days

only one way to fix this

By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?

why didn't you say this before i buirnd my bits

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

Great job everyone, maybe we can get all of Tumblr to try it someday.

The duality of this post:

I have prepared some of my own, pairs quite well with peach 4loko mixed w some of the pasta water

I don't know what everyone else is on about, this is delectable

I made some Sauce for the Spaghetti with the Pasta Water :3

@cipheramnesia

Why are you sharing these sinful acts to me?

Is it time jet?

My dad already hates my taste in triple chocolate coffee with chocolate creamer (which I have as a morning treat occasionally but oh boy does it make everyone else in the house want to hurl).

I am ready to lower their expectations of me.

yall have GOT to read the comments on the magnus protocol trailer

i just want to play a theremin once. is that too much to ask. wizard ass instrument