"catgirl-looking book of Mormon-reading anti-slut"

Whore or nurse. I can't decide which is worse.

Nurses aren't real, it's a made up occupation to sell slutty halloween costumes

That's why Finnish geriatric care is in shambles. They're all "ghost nurses" or caretaker who don't exist but have been marked as taking care of people.

I knew Finnish people were a statistical anomaly!

Anon, you got the wrong blog XD

Its true, you are my hand fetish mutual

Whore or nurse. I can't decide which is worse.

Nurses aren't real, it's a made up occupation to sell slutty halloween costumes

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

only if it's actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh

oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?

*considers this aphorism sagely, sipping my horrible and bitter potion*

yes. there is wisdom in this. he whose shoes are untied must carefully mind the rhythm of his steps. bartender, another Wretched Potion, for my comrade here

*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!

I were inspired

i love men and masculinity. surely this is some sort of sign of being an alpha male straight guy myself. *holding my earpiece receiving information suddenly looking shocked* oh. oh okay. oh that’s bad news. and i have to suck them? oh my god

if one more fandom hoe tags this as the cardboard cut out from supernatural I am going to kill myself in front of your family 

can you please change trajectory

what are you asking me boy

of our lives

come with me to a world

where nothing you know.....

is ever going to make sense again.

K this is a real problem for public libraries trying to supply their communities with media. We can't buy those shows on DVD either. And what about bringing the community together to watch a show or movie? We can't get licensing for it. We can't preserve those shows if streaming services never release them on DVD. It's frustrating and concerning.

[Image: Rick Riordan ( @/rickriodan at mastadon ) says: I am glad books are not (for the most part) provided by streaming services. Imagine a world where book series are not just cancelled but all copies are erased from existence, like many of the shows being pulled from Disney+ right now. It's deeply unsettling.]

This is a problem for people who rely on audiobooks too. My aunt is disabled and can’t turn pages on a physical book, and also cannot figure out an iPad (she’s from that generation) and so she spends most of the day listening to audiobooks. And streaming services will take away her books sometimes when she isn’t finished with them, or my uncle will threaten to cancel their libby and audible subscriptions to try to control her

This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot

xXx_elonmusk_xXx

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

@such-justice-wow

Sounds like a good meal for one maybe two people

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

I can't tell if I'm creating memories but I swear they give Fenrir pop rocks in that show

You want some serious old fart advice? Never, ever lend your friends more money than you think you can lose permanently. I don't fucking care if they say they'll pay you back. I don't care how small the amount is. Write that shit off as gone in your mind. It will eat at you forever if you don't.

Some people say the same thing about family, but I think it applies more to friends. Family is (usually) held together by obligations the way friends aren't. And money is a huge stressor in all kinds of relationships, not just romantic.

I'm not saying this to bum you out. I'm telling you because this is not something you want to learn on your own. Because it fucking sucks to realize it's one reason you're no longer friends, whether you were necessarily aware of it or not.

I generally go one step further: I do not lend friends money at all. I will give you what I can afford to give, and I ask you to pay forward what you can when you can, give to someone else who needs it. This policy has really served me well. When I'm giving money, I never have to worry if I'll get it back -- I won't! It's a gift! No stress!

Somebody made a Steam game where you can really play the fake games from those mobile game ads

it was the katamari devs btw

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)

This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.

Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??

I want to be absolutely clear that, when I write an alcoholic character, it's because I think that alcohol addiction and drinking to excess are cool. Just like when I write a criminal, I'm trying to persuade you, the reader, to take up a life of larceny and murder. Just so long as that's understood.

Oh good, because that's 100% the message I take from fictional media. For instance, I watched Hannibal for recipes and relationship advice.

You guys have gotta stop doing shit like this:

On a post critising people for being overly sensitive to the point of damage.

Searching transgender on my blog gets you posts from 2017

Searching trans, however, gets you a post of shadow the hedgehog, me saying lol i support trans people and a bunch of other stuff from the past few months.

hi, tumblr doesnt include timestamps on posts unless you go out of your way to check, which i dont! i was reblogging still because i agreed with you despite what i could find to back up what my extension said. i dont know how me as a trans person being extremely uncomfortable with interacting with someone who, as far as i could tell, was transphobic, is "overly sensitive to the point of damage." i fucking agreed with you.

Then go out of your way to check! I and many people I know have been on the end of years of harassment and threats because people like you throw around the word transphobe like it's confetti.

I actually don't care about your comfort because you could just not reblog this if you're uncomfortable. Or say nothing. Instead you decided to do some bad research and call me a bigot who made you want to vomit. I'm allowed to be annoyed by that. I don't give a shit if you agree with me or not that doesn't mean you get to lie about me because you did a piss poor job of looking into things.