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The Signs as Combinations of People I Know IRL

Aries: Shy around their crush(es), but is secretly a really lustful person. Can be passive-aggressive. Once they start complimenting you, they won’t stop.
Taurus: An intense SJW. Confident in their appearance, but, although they love to dress up, doesn’t place much value on looks. Surrounds themself with their opposite sign, Scorpio.
Gemini: Quiet, but if they want to be your friend they’ll shower you with attention. Relaxed about money, anxious about love. Becomes stern and serious when in a leadership role.
Cancer: Always wears either a deeply serious frown or a goofy grin. For whatever reason, it’s super easy to catch their eye. Remembers your favorite topics of conversation and then won’t shut up about them.
Leo: Gets amazing grades, but complains about school a lot. Laughs at their own suffering. Has a broad range of interests, many of them unexpected or somehow surprising.
Virgo: Maternal aF. Aware of their faults; feels comfortable discussing their own shortcomings with anybody. A fountain of relationship advice.
Libra: Unwittingly very flirtatious and seductive, but also pure. Uses winky faces a lot while texting, but can totally get away with it. Acknowledges that they rely on sarcasm a little too much.
Scorpio: Very tactile and cuddly. If straight, will spend a lot of time flirting with the same sex; if gay, will spend a lot of time flirting with other sexes. When they swear, it doesn’t quite sound right.
Sagittarius: Obsessed with flowers and small fluffy animals. Often mumbles to themselves, even in the presence of others. Appears lost in large groups.
Capricorn: Has an overwhelming presence and is talented onstage. Restless. Will almost always be down to drive you places, so long as they feel that you’re not just taking advantage of a free ride.
Aquarius: Master of the expressionless, unblinking stare. Lies with concerning ease and skill. Casual and open about their gender alignment/sexuality.
Pisces: Acts like the adorable mascot of the squad. Compliments freely but gets uncomfortable easily. Draws cats on literally EVERYTHING.
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most likely reason to die

aries: unintentionally hurt by someone you love

taurus: gravity

gemini: a part of u dies, but only on the inside

cancer: trying to save someone you love

leo: being too good for this world

virgo: i  n c i n e r a t i o n

libra: you only die by your own terms

scorpio: because u a dangerous bitch

sagittarius: authority took advantage of u

capricorn: not completely sure if you can even die

aquarius: by being a piss lord

pisces: u didnt deserve it

Source: upd8squad