when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

Wholesome and badass

The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.

Agreed

i’m sorry, but this is super cute

Little relaxing process video of the pups from yesterday

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

when no one comes and gets u even tho the killer is dicking around on the other side of the map

This

When you finally catch that toxic survivor and you get to use your mori on them

T-bagging in Dead By Daylight

When you open the gate and you are a toxic bitch.

comic gatekeepers are..wild

Did you spoil him back with something better

i have done my part bye

ladjfbvldafbvsdofivubs

The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said “probably buying something for her boyfriend…stick to blow jobs bitch it’s not like you know what you’re looking at” so I turned around and say “Luke Skywalker dies.”

They look at me speechless, they hadn’t seen the movie yet. “What did you say?”

“I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don’t get the fuck away from me I’ll tell you how Snoke dies too”

Ruin things for gatekeeper douchbags 2k18

POWER MOVE

Buuuuuuuuuuurm fuck Bois I love it!!!

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

Y’all: Are you a flannel lesbian, hoodie lesbian or jean jacket lesbian?

Me, an intellectual:

I’m all of em 🌚

If You Had To Pick A Weapon... Which One You Picking

Source: @haitianhusbands / Instagram

I hate y’all 😂😂😂

L M A O

I’ve done many things with a mop you wouldn’t believe

‘Bills’ 😆🤣🤣

😭😭😭😭

Shut uuuuuuuup lol

And my heart

Epic is the grossest understatement.

Cause this needs to be on my page

idk what this is but I hope she crushes me

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

“I roll to come up with an escape plan”  “Alright roll” “…I got a one” “I try to convince the horse to break us out” “Roll…animal handling?” “I got a twenty”

Y'know now that I’ve seen this post I don’t think I’ve ever seen the movie like I thought I had

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune

HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND I JUST GOT A REFUND CHECK IN THE MAIL FOR 217.52!!!!

so, a meme

Learn to stop saying “it’s okay” when shit really isn’t .

But how?