when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter

Michelle Obama’s expression on Inauguration Day speaks volumes

After a while, exhausted and drained, Harry found himself sitting on a bench beside Luna. “I’d want some peace and quiet, if it were me,” she said. “I’d love some,” he replied. “I’ll distract them all,” she said. “Use your cloak.” And before he could say a word, she had cried, “Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!” and pointed out the window. Everyone who heard looked around, and Harry slid the Cloak up over himself, and got to his feet.

a mess

this is THE BEST explanation of this aspect of mental illness i have ever seen

YES

if a cute girl walked into my room with nothing on but my sweatshirt and her underwear, I’d probably have a heart attack

incredible™️

It’s the fact that they DIDN’T NOTICE a model who is actually trans and instead focused on the model with supposedly masculine features that really kills me

It also shows that really,any woman that doesn’t fit a certain standard of appearance and behavior is fair game for them. They don’t even know what they’re looking for in order to “attack”.

Given the amazing level of stupidity demonstrated by this pitiful hate group and how UTTERLY pathetic these bigoted halfwits are I’ve thought of a few alternative names for their group

One Million Unfit Moms who Don’t need to prove to you they know where their kids are damn it

One Million Moms who Just Enjoy a Drink with Dinner stop Judging Them

One Million Moms who are Sure Their Husbands are Just Working Late at the Office

One Million Moms who are Busy Right now Sweetie why don’t you go play outside

One Million Moms who swear they thought the Pool Boy turned eighteen this summer

One Million Moms who are Reading Fifty Shades of Grey right now and think it’s Erotica

One Million Moms who Should have been taught about Birth Control instead of abstinence

ugh that bullshit makes so fucking angry

i’ve been fucking stewing about this since i first read about it

i just want to flip every table in the entire world

They are seriously the most PATHETIC bunch of worthless bigoted pricks ever assembled

I’m glad that literally NO businesses give a shit about their whining or their worthless “boycotts” (Like newsflash One Million Moms, these companies know you wouldn’t buy their products anyway because you only spend your money on booze and botox)

you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees.  Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?

Look at this jock asshole

Does anyone else forget that mental illness symptoms aren’t normal? Like, most people don’t want to kill themselves constantly??? That’s so weird.

I like the idea of you deciding I need to be little and getting a blanket laid out, putting on Disney movies and changing me into cute clothes and doing my hair in bunches and giving me colouring to do c:

I like the idea of you noticing I’m not myself, I’m grumpy or out of it or stressed and pulling me over your lap for a few quick sharp smacks until I give into headspace and tell you what’s wrong and let you comfort me

I like the idea of you taking my homework away cuz it’s stressing me out and putting me down for a nap

I like the idea of you knowing what’s best for me and taking care of me 💕

Daddy 💕 💕 💕