bunny utopia: grassy field with dandelions and places to burrow and bananas for everyone
hamster utopia: endless hallway with rotating saws and swinging axes and rickety bridges that swing above rivers of lava
people who shop at shein are SO FUCKING ANNOYING
i don’t care if it’s size inclusive! i don’t care if it’s accessible to poor people! what about the poor people making those garments! like for fucks sake the LEAST you could do is shop at the million other fast fashion companies that do an 1/8 as much damage as shein. or thrift ! or steal ! or just don’t fucking buy bullshit if it comes from the single most damaging clothing company in the world! im not saying you’re a bad person for buying fast fashion !!!!! im just saying that avoiding shein specifically is literally the bare minimum!
A bearcat (binturong) or as I’m going to call them, a long panda, are a species of viverrid similar to no other animal I have ever heard of but they’re basically one of those species that evolved into mustelids without being mustelids. And can look like cars, possums on in this case a scruffy long panda.
this is the best sentence ever typed
me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed
Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.
A second best sentence has hit the twin towers
icant even explain why i feel this way about it but this meme, this specific version, just makes me so emotional i love it so so much. its very heartwarming. peace n love on planet earth
Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.
Mad that she cant afford botox really innit
you will never escape the labyrinth
butterflies as trans metaphors are out. I'm not a butterfly emerging from my cocoon, I'm the unkillable and filthy and humble cockroach. disgusting and beneath contempt, something to be feared and reviled. good luck getting rid of me. stomp on me and 10 more take my place in your kitchen. and besides - it's just how Kafka opened the metamorphosis with "Gregor Samsa awoke to find himself transformed into a verminous creature" and ended it with "and for the first time in her life, she stretched out her young body."
I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.
It's interesting how people will take "lesbians can be attracted to men" as a personal attack
You sound like a millennial version of those mumsnet bitches who have never had any sex more interesting than missionary with an accountant named Derek yet are completely sure no queer cis woman of sound mind would ever want to fuck a trans woman
The advice I have gotten from older dykes mostly adds up to "do what your heart wants, fuck what the world says, make the meaning you can of the love you have". Meanwhile Tumblr people who were sexually obsessed with One Direction a single president ago are pretty sure you can't qualify as a lesbian without filing papers correctly with the government and being audited by an independent observer
funnytwittertweets
This is the transhumanist horror story I want to read
