‘hey, we’re bees’ is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

wow look at this perfect boy

Gohirsch - Germany (by Christian) 

let’s all just leave people with self harm scars alone. let’s all jsut stay in our lanes

if you see someone with scars that look like self harm.. that’s probably what they are! you do not need to Ask them under any circumstances!! they probably will not enjoy that conversation, and there’s no point in asking beyond being nosey

NINE-NINE! | 5 Years of Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Superbad (2007)

The further we are from the time of Myspace the funnier this gets.

The fact that this is Boyle from b99 makes it 10x funnier

risoprint

© tali bayer

When you’re gay and something bad happens

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Diane Guerrero photographed by Magdalena Niziol.

sighs sadly *morphs into this*

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

why do people stan Loki when the ultimate anti-hero has been here the entire time

Bold of you to assume Doug Judy isn’t Loki

gun control

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it