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explanations for house not dropping f-bombs:

  • he’s on a network show (boring, pedestrian, lacks imagination, accurate)
  • cuddy started a swear jar and f-bombs are $1000 each because it was the only way to stop him (goofy, delightful, i assume his fellows rat him out)
  • wilson bet him he couldn’t insult people without saying fuck and that escalated to wilson betting him he couldn’t FUNCTION without saying fuck and it’s been a decade but house is too stubborn to quit now (canon as far as i’m concerned)
  • house knows where the camera is and when the fourth wall is in play and only says fuck when he knows he’s offscreen (house is bugs bunny with vicodin, in this essay i will-)
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“Thank you for my life. Flirting — Laughter — Painting, Family, Female — Human.”

Season 3 ep. 16 “The Offspring”

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I’ve been dying to draw data for the past few weeks now and I finally found the time to. I really like how they turned out, although it is kind of clear the references were definitely taken at opposite seasons.

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"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"

"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*

"miles what do I do."

"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."

*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*

"uhh yes please the meal would be great"

also Star Trek is soooo funny cause they’re always like “no sign of intelligent life” and then there’s ALWAYS intelligent life it’s like girl it’s okay if you don’t know. You can just say you’re not sure yet it’s okay I support you