CYBERBIRD

Frodo Baggins, proposing an ot3 just like that.

Performapal Five-Rainbow Magician

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.

prev you are literally so right and you should say it

In honor of Day of the Dead, here’s a repost of my comic about the San Francisco Columbarium and the man who spent 26 years restoring it.

This comic originally appeared on Medium at The Nib. Go check out my other work there.

Emmitt and the Columbarium.

it is june

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

Here are my contributions

HOA freaks are just on a level I can’t even begin to comprehend like what exactly am i supposed to be offended by in this picture I genuinely do not know

This is just a house I'm so confused

If you zoom in, you can see the real reason he's offended.

On my annual Fruits Basket kick 🏵 finally decided to do some fanart of them!

I logged into my alliance toon for the first time in months and see a dead Mario and Luigi in Stormwind

WARNING....Category 5 SKELETON EVENT❗❗

BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HUS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Garibaldo....

the :( at the end-

TELL GARIBALDO YOU’RE SORRY! 

Garibaldo sniffling in a corner while all the other cousins kick your ass for talkin shit.

Fun tags on this post

This is what uni is like ngl

Audio transcript:

[The Skyrim soundtrack plays over the background of the entire video]

Blond person with glasses: “Have you seen the new assignments on Blackboard? Our professors are trying to kill us!”

Person with brown stubble: “Have you seen Jessica’s alcohol stash? It is incredible!”

Person in striped hoodie: “Welcome, stranger! Have a delicious meal!”

Person walking from elevator: “The lines at the cafeterias were unbelievable!”

Person bumping into bucket: “So which frat are you rushing?”

End transcript.

Fascists fucking hate fat people bc to them we’re a living symbol of degeneracy and that’s yet another reason you should love and support us tbh

If I had a quarter for every time I’ve seen some nazi use genocidal and dehumanizing language to talk about fat people, particularly fat women, I’d have enough money to buy one of those nice soaking Japanese bathtubs.

Thin libs and leftists don’t really talk about this that much and it’s partially because they’d have to confront their own shitty beliefs about fat people.

i want to work for kaiba corporation.

i will wear a pastel green wig and sit next to my best friend, who wears a pastel pink wig. i will track duel monsters tournaments and report when rare cards are used in duels. i will learn how to duel and run a cat-themed deck. i’ll be tracked by kaibacorp's extensive surveillance state and upload my consciousness to the crystal cloud network where seto kaiba rules as king over an infinitely expanding duel universe where souls meet in battle and there are no boundaries of language or nationality. i would go to kaibaland every night and get in using my employee discount. i am also more likely to meet mokuba kaiba, maximillian j. pegasus, and yuugi mutou.

i wish i worked for kaibacorp :(