Tumblr bitch: liking portal makes you a freak!
Me: **growls really hard**
Wheatley: it’s okay they’re just jealous babe
Me: I know Wheatley, I know
GLaDOS: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
Me: NOT NOW GLaDOS WHEATLEY AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
GLaDOS: you’re so boring **murders a whole family**
Me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
Companion: **cube**
soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean
i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing
whenever i see painted over graffiti thats slightly whiter than the concrete around it it’s like. bitch that’s a portal surface
havent played the game in months but i still think "oh hey i can put a portal there" every time. rare enough occurrence that you never really unlearn it
1. The scientist who got impaled by the Tentacles
2. The Singing Vortigaunt if you kill him
3. Half Life 2: Episode 3
4. The p
I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider
It's a horse girl movie but they both think the other is the horse
MOST PEOPLE ARE SO UNGRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE. BUT NOT YOU. NOT ANYMORE
Freeman Pride
(personal flags - may do more or post a template but that’s why its just a few)
Happy pride! The flag and suit are transparent. go wild
(okay for recolor/icons/etc, just credit me if used please)
Pansexual Freeman!
