tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
gryffinewt
not to be cosmic or anything but who was i before watching this?
CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT
CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET
CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS
CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE
CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON
CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM
it's either this or work through my insecurities and accept my body as is but that sounds like a lot more work
shit man this got me emotional
left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world
right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky
"Oh, you kissed me just to kiss me Not to take me home It was simple, it was sweetness It was good to know You look perfect, you look different I don't wonder about your indifference If I said you could never touch me You'd come over and say I looked lovely"
- We'll Never Have Sex by Leith Ross
the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh
Hey(with intentions of sucking your dick so good you get hard thinking about it weeks later)
the Transsexual's Gambit is when you use whichever public bathroom has a shorter line and pray you pass well enough as nothing in particular for it to work
sometimes i go into one bathroom & if all the stalls are occupied i leave & go to the other it's my toxic trait
i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.
til death or some guy do us part
Killing and hatred and violence
DESTRUCTION AND DEATH
Seasons do not change on their own. They do so because this dog dismantles them piece by piece.
getting used to & comfortable with your own bare chest as a neutral & not inherently gendered thing over the course of an evening alone and then having to go out in public again the next day & feel weird about it again like prometheus and his liver except every day you're forced to regrow an awareness of society gendering anatomy
bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”
