idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything
if thousands of conservatives could quit bud light over making a SINGLE can with a trans persons face on it, you can quit chic fil a for them donating millions to anti lgbtq groups and harry potter for being written by the face of TERFS.
When I was a kid, my mom always hated that Candy Kong was a gorilla, but still had to have curves so you'd know she was the "girl" one. And yeah, fair, that's sexist as hell. But, recently, I got to thinking...
Is it ever explicitly said that Candy Kong is a gorilla?
Sure, she's a Kong, but that also encompasses Diddy and Dixie, who are apparently some kind of monkey and a chimp. To be a Kong, you just need to be a simian resident of Kong Island.
So. She's not a gorilla. She has the simian snout, and body hair, but she also has feet that are halfway between simian and human, long legs, and humanoid breasts...
My God.
Candy Kong is an Australopithecus.
i've experienced popping and cracking in all of the above so i wanna know how normal this is
that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet
My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off
I hold such a special place in my heart for quote "out dated" queer language. Like now terms like transexual, transvestite and such are not used frequently or even considered totally incorrect bordering on offensive and yet... I find the existence of it so comforting. In a world where we lost almost an entire generation of queer people to the AIDS crisis and where anti-queer specifically anti trans rhetoric is increasing exponentially the simple fact we have tangible linguistic proof of history and evolution as a community is so incredibly comforting.
i can't believe im seeing bad tlou marlene opinions in 2023. ladies can we PLEASE let black women be morally complex and make difficult choices you might not agree with without turning it into "this MORON doesn't believe our BELOVED MAN and she isn't actually trying to save people anyway!!" can we please give the benefit of the doubt to "woman tries to perform trolley problem" as "guy who picks other answer when trolley problem involves loved one." please
Olive harvesting
Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.
paradynamic
Bad and naughty trees go to the
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Trying to talk in discord servers feels like trying to sit at the lunch table with the popular kids in middle school and totally fucking it up
This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon
i'm always surprised by the amount of adults who really think the nazi's were socialists because they called themselves national socialists like this isn’t even me making up a guy to get mad at
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
“i was never afraid before you showed up” and “you were my purpose” and “but i was wrong because there was one person worth saving. that’s what i did. i saved him. then i protected him.”
one of the great things about the vanilla extract meme is you can clearly see the calculation so many people are making. what is the funniest answer. what is the funniest thing for there to be simply too much of