Dakota the sea cucumber

Robbie Coltrane who played Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies dies at 72. RIP 🖤

Frilled shark seen near Japan.

This is the only video of a frilled shark on the whole internet but it’s a deep sea animal in the process of dying which is why it swims so weird and its gills are puffed out and its whole front end seems paralyzed. Somewhere there are vibrant happy frilled sharks swimming gracefully like regular sharks but almost no one has ever seen what that’s like.

RE: why this happens: most of the ocean is just one huge open space with no physical barriers, so a deep sea animal relies only on its senses of light, temperature and pressure to tell it where it should stay. As it wears down with age or sickness those senses start to break down so everywhere probably begins to feel the same. It randomly wanders farther out of its habitat and sometimes that wandering takes it up and up and miraculously one of us humans sees it before any predators catch it, which is incredible because that’s hundreds of meters of distance it might have avoided porpoises, seals, barracuda, morays, squid, tuna, marlins, large jellyfish, even scavengers like lobsters and hagfish will often start eating something on the brink but not quite dead yet.

It’s sad, but it’s likely this shark lived a very long life, and it doesn’t know it, but it survived a very long trip in a very vulnerable state just to visit us for a moment. With its senses so far gone it may not have felt too bad. It might have felt like any ordinary day floating around its home until it fell asleep one last time, never knowing how it amazed and enlightened members of an entirely alien species in the process!

two trucks finding their soulmates

two trucks finding love

two trucks finding love

I spent my two-hour layover mourning the two halves of my Ovation. Help me save others from the same fate!

SIGNAL BOOST. I honestly didn’t know this.

#my dad - a professional musician - has many horror stories from people who didn’t know this and had their guitars totally wrecked on planes #advice duck

The More You Know.

I did not know this

This goes for violins and any other stringed instrument as well

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

treasure planet is a fucking phenomenal film and was released during a time where it was destined to be forgotten by everyone

Chatty catty.

She has OPINIONS  and CONVICTIONS but no THOUGHTS

Me writing every single undergrad essay

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

i’m hate the passing of time, i literally feel like i saw this post yesterday but it was 2 0 1 3

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

she was 🚫 NOT 🚫 invited 😤😤😤

it makes me so mad people won't leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one

This is a kid with severe anxiety who was outed against his will and who had to entirely reimagine his entire career after that.

The wit and grace he shows is awe inspiring. Like, his handling of these people would be impressive at twice his age with no baggage. As it is, I am humbled to live in the same world as him.

I'm a big fan of Elephant Trunk Snakes they look like a seal was turned into a snake as a punishment by a genie

Shanah tovah! please look at my rosh hashanah apple tart it took. so long

Shanah tovah and everyone look at this apple tart.

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

have you guys heard about wizard101 getting hacked the other day. ive never once played the game in my life but whatever happened there is absolutely hilarious