Stares off into the distance. I need a pinned. What if ppl think I'm a bot.

LISTEN FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS ive been getting followed by ppl who i cant tell are bots or real people i think a pinned could fix me. esp bc i do almost nothing but reblog generic non-fandom poast...

u know what sure why not

hi this is sundry. if u want to see washi tape look up sundryjournal on my blog. byebye!

wow.. 😔💔

okay, I know this is meant as a “funny ha ha” thing, but I couldn’t help myself:

reading mtmte with my friends and oh my god this is the funniest fucking response to bullshit I've ever read I'm taking this NOW

You might have thought card sharks and loan sharks were named after the predatory fish, but apparently there’s a decent chance it’s the other way around from an old Dutch word meaning “person that takes unfair advantage of other people”. Before that they were known in English as a haye or dogfish, which means sometime in the ~1400s enough English sailors started saying “don’t get in the water, it’s infested with those jerks”

checked the notes and found the whole thing:

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

Like of course I know it means "We're looking for you". But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.

my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”

the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it

Im a doctoral student and some of my friends are TAs this quarter. We do earth science so folks are seeing papers with fake references, fake papers and quotes, and just made up BS. It's written in a way that it *looks* legit but if you know anything about the topic you know its bull.

The thing is, it will put real links/doi's so a student will click the link, see it leads to pubmed or elsevier or whatevs, and think its good but the papers are never the same as the reference it's attributed to

Unfortunately, we also saw climate disinformation show up in these papers :( so if youre a student, just do the assignment yo (or take the L even).

The other day i had to talk a student down from their fear about gmo's cause chatgpt told them a conspiracy theory as a fact /_\

Being 6ft and

having a very small kitten form a bond with you and

watching this very small kitten follow you everywhere and

having to look directly down  all the time

a a a a a a  a a a a  aa a a a a aa a a a 

Please take a picture show us your perspective

POV: you’re 6ft trying not to step on a very small cat that follows you.

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 03/30/2009 9:41:12 PM.

if anyone wants to see when they signed up for tumblr, visit the above post. it displays your registration timestamp when you view the post itself, but when you reblog it, it’ll copy that timestamp.

that blog is a little bit of chaotic tumblr magic i built for april fools a long time ago.

i consider this a sort of spell circle tbh

Rogier from Elden Ring for my pal Sundry! It was fun chibi-fying something from a very gritty, realistic game like Elden Ring.

I am now on love with leaf-tailed geckos

landlords fear the bedroom floor octopi rancher

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

slang term we need to revive this instant