Everyone outside of USA:

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

As someone failing science, I need this pigeon to work.

As someone facing a few financial crisis I need this pigeon to take care of their feet. Don’t wear shoes all day, pigeon. It’s not good for them.

i’m currently failing math and have my test next period PLEASE let the pigeon work

i also really want the money

wouldn’t it be lit if physical beauty wasn’t the primary determinant of female worth? like idk I think it would just be fun lol

i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

More microscopic creatures from bio lab ✨

Next stop, Instagram foto shoot - The Gothamist

due to personal reasons I’m suing the entire human race

ARTIST MAURICE SAPIRO USA, 1932)moonglow

moodboard for: @softijs 

Some of y’all need to hear this

I distinctly remember hearing this type of creepy shit in various places around that age and being horrified and disheartened. “This is my prime??? This is as good as it gets?”

It’s not true. I wouldn’t go back to being a teenager for love or money.

KG

honestly, i was so frightened when i was at highschool because everyone said this was the GOLDEN DAYS. it’s not. even university is not. it gets better. you get better.

Yeah kids being a teenager is not your prime. Don’t stress about that, ok? It’s a bullshit concept that was never true and still isn’t.

@ erykah Birdu

when your professor clearly did everything they could to not have an 8 AM either

x

Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)

A gentle genius