i’ve had this for months and i’ll never finish
signed the wrong blog but whatever. follow that one too
It’s Jeff! #1 (2023)
written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru
It’s Jeff! #1 (2023)
written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru
“The scariest thing about distance is you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.” - Nicholas Sparks
Peter: you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral
Tony: Kid. What the fuck?
Harley: we were literally talking about going to IKEA to get meatballs. Where the fuck did that come from?
Peter: am I wrong?
Tony: ...no, no you are not
Muffled voice on the phone: We have kidnapped your son and if you want to see him alive again you'll have to-
Tony: Son? I HAVE A SON!?! WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS!?!
Muffled voice: ...We have the teenager with brown hair and a science pun shirt
Tony: Oh, you mean Peter. Yeah, he's not my son.
Muffled voice: ...are you sure?
Tony: yeah, I'm pretty sure
Muffled voice: Well, we still have the kid locked up... so do you want him or not?
Tony: ... Peter is literally sat right in front of me doing his calculus homework...
Tony: Pete, were you kidnapped?
Peter: Oh yeah! That's what I forgot to tell you!
Peter: If there was a zombie apocalypse... couldn't you bite the zombie and it would turn back into a human?
Tony: ...what?
Peter: well, if a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie... so would a zombie turn into a human if a human bit it?
Tony: No, I didn't mean "what" as in elaborate. I meant it as in "how the fuck does your brain come up with this shit"
Irondad Prompt #152
Steve Rogers: You get killed, walk it off!
Peter: Yes, si-
Tony: Peter, you get as little as a paper cut, you come tell me! Do not listen to what Captain Asshole says!
Irondad Prompt #158:
Tony: When’s the last time you slept?
Peter: When’s the last time YOU slept?
Tony:
Tony: Touché
-Stephen ripping Tony out of the afterlife-
Stephen: YOU SAID THE KID WAS DIFFICULT TO LOOK AFTER YOU NEVER SAID HE'D DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE
Tony: YOU LET HIM DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE?!?!!?! STEPHEN I TRUSTED YOU
On an airplane
Flight attendant: we need help! Is there a doctor on board??
Stephen: *standing* I’ve been waiting for this moment-
Flight attendant: we need someone with a PhD in mechanical engineering or physics! One of the engines is breaking!!!
Tony: *smirks as he stands* Dr. Stark, at your service!
Stephen: *wakes up*
Stephen: oh my god that was a fucking horrible nightmare
Tony: what happened?
Stephen: uh. Nothing