let's hope we meet again, on a cloudy day

yet another Dragon Age + text posts

Anyone wanna play "Who's Brave Enough to Poke Meredith?"

i love how kyojuro looks during the trial

literally “???!!?!?!??!???”

Ghost: Y/N, will you get something from my back pocket for me?

Y/N: What am I getting out of this?

Ghost: A chance to touch my butt

Y/N: Deal

the energy of The Seven campaign is so slumber party/bathroom talk and it makes me so proud to be a teen girl disaster

you'd think fabian would catch a break after bill's death but the second bill clocks out of giving fabian intense ominous speeches (sometimes borderline threats) embedded between "my darling boy"s and "i love you"s, hallariel comes out of 16 years of perpetual drunkenness into sobriety to clock IN to doing the exact same thing. first time we see her sober she threatens to duel fabian to the death. AND gilear is his stepdad. just L after L on the parental front for fabian aramais

every single interaction aguefort has with the bad kids go like this

There’s so many of you liking my other post of my Spiderverse charms! @asilluart and I are delighted you like them! However I’ve only had a few pre-orders and in order for them to become a reality I need a few more! Use code SPIDERVERSE and the first five people to pre-order will get free international shipping!

( those of you who have pre-ordered will get your charms regardless, I just won’t be able to make any more for my shop )

i see you kids out here with your lifespan angst and i am appalled at your lack of faith in vox machina's resident geezers

‘i think women should be meaner’ you can’t even handle sansa stark.

Riz standing guard inside Fabian’s room after his fight with whitclaw really is like. the encapsulation of their friendship to me??? like they’re both deeply troubled young men who kinda despise openly engaging with their issues or unexpected vulnerability. Riz especially consciously chooses the parts of him he will leave open and vulnerable and viciously guards the rest of it. and so in Fabian’s moment of being emotionally flayed open for all to see, Fabian retreats from his loved ones to his own room and Riz watches over him and guards the door. he doesn’t comfort Fabian, or talk to him about what happened; he protects him and his vulnerability, and attempts to make a safe space for him to rest and work through this. Riz cares about Fabian so so much, and he can be so good at just giving Fabian the room to be.

MADAM BO USED TO BE LIN KUEI

Me too, Kung Lao.

Headcanon: Madam Bo helped raise Kuai Liang and Bi-Han, and later, Tomas. She's like their grandmother, as well as teacher.

This makes their roleplay in teahouse even funnier.

i’ll never get over the fact that the bad kids is just like… The Literal Elven Oracle, The Prophet Of A Forgotten God, Two Famous Rockstars, and then like… Fabian and Riz.

You’ve just moved in with Simon. Great.

There’s one slight problem, though: Due to the nature of his work, the guy interprets everything as an order. And executes accordingly.

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You sit on the kitchen’s table, enjoying breakfast together, when you notice the full trash bin.

“The trash needs to be taken out,” you casually mention, not giving it too much thought.

But, to your surprise, Simon shoots up from his chair like a coiled spring, leaving his half-eaten food behind. “Roger that,” he responds and jogs towards the trash bin, leaving you baffled.

“Simon?”

He stops and turns to look at you.

“Hm?”

“You don’t have to do it right now.”

“When do you want it done?” he asks, waiting for your next command.

“Wh-whenever you can,” you reply, uncertain how else to phrase it.

“I can do it now,” Simon declares and proceeds to the trash bin.

“Babe, we’re eating.” You say and point at the semi-eaten food on the kitchen table.

Some Dark Side Cal because man that boy needs help

Kaidan: I would die from you-

Morgan, grabbing Kaidan by the collar: You try that shit and I will walk into Sovngarde, smack Shor straight across the mouth and drag your ass kicking and screaming back to Mundas, that is a threat. Are. We. Clear.

Kaidan: Yes, Ma'am.

*Leslie and Kaidan walk into breeze home*

Teloriel: Auri-El's scales! Leslie Kaidan are you both alright?!

Kaidan:*horribly hungover* Shhh shsh shhh.. No noises.*ambles upstairs to go to bed*

Leslie:*also horribly hungover* Here you can have this. *hands Tel Sanguine's rose and follows Kaidan upstairs*

Taliesin: Well they had a night. What did he give you?

Teloriel: A really pretty staff.* uses staff to see what it does*

*Dremora appears*

Taliesin:*chokes on tea*

Teloriel:*gasps* Oh! I'm so sorry I didn't know what the staff does. *afraid staring up at the much larger being*

Dremora:*stares at Tel then growls* I will keep you safe little one *pats Tel's head gently*

Tel and Tal:*both staring at the dremora stunned and confused*

(Dremora: If anything happens to the small one I will kill everyone in the room then myself!)