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noodles

@stuartette

Hnnnnngh I hate writing bios
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i have a few resources i look to consistently but i'm gonna plug anatomy for sculptors as One Of The Most Useful. great if you're a 3D artist, INVALUABLE if you're a 2D artist. gives you turnarounds of specific limbs/fiddly body parts like ears. great especially if you're referencing a photo and start looking at an individual part like 'wait, what the hell is going on in there'

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

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..ive been such a fool

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thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

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*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

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ow what the hell

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

i mean, i'm all for kinky stuff and i know fic is fantasy, but if your story takes place in The Unhygienic Times and the characters go straight to eating ass, i'm not gonna be thinking about romance, i'm gonna be thinking about e.coli

edited to add the capitals for emphasis because i just read another one.

wash your pirates.

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To this day I still think "I wish squids were real" is the funniest example of ascended canon ever. Like, the first Splatoon game comes out, someone makes a Miiverse post just saying "I wish squids were real" (already peak comedy), "I wish X was real" becomes a meme in the Splatoon community and gets reposted everywhere.

Then two years later Splatoon 2 comes out and

Literally iconic

every time i see a post along the lines of “where is the proof that transitioning saves lives? where is the evidence that it makes you happier?” i go a little crazier because it is right there. go to pubmed, go to the american psychiatric association, because if you read the medical literature then you’ll see that it’s right there.