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strwbrryjelly

@strwbrryjelly

beauty queen of only 18
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Even though they’re clearly dining outdoors, I still like to walk by like, “Sorry folks!  I don’t have any change to give you!  Now move along, please.”

Then I listen from behind a tree.

“Fuck that guy,” they say.

“Who me?”

They look up and sure enough, I’ve climbed the tree!  

But it was difficult and I’m all scratched up and bleeding.

“Pay no mind to your wounds,” I think.  "Or else they win.“

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this pool is jarring against the background of your californian McMansion….splurge on that house but not on an in-ground pool?

That possibly dad individual on the right is so ripped what the heck

it’s the laps he does in that pool every morning

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my biggest insecurity is that i cant cartwheel. what do i do when im full with glee? just fuckin stand there, it haunts me everyday

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Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk 

MAJOR FLASHBACK

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why must daddy take away our replies i’ve been a good girl

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aidn

see normally I’d kink shame in the replies but now I’ve gotta do it out here in the open

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on-poetry

Hey, there are a ton of alternate universes where you and I never met each other, and I’m really glad I got to love you in this one.

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sixpenceee

Found these interesting facts that make you think. Here is where I got them from: (Source)

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marzzombie

IF YOU’RE LUCKY YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY MY GOD THAT WAS DARK