Would deliberately spreading blatant misinformation on birds be an okay april fools joke
I hope so.
Birds go to dog school. Which is for birds.
Birds sculpt their own beaks. All that Darwin stuff is ridiculous, finches are just very artistic.
We don’t know why birds lay eggs. Birds are not born, they just spontaneously appear from the sky.
Geese are lovely, kindhearted, soulful creatures.