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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | 22 | he/him | mlm | Profile ID: a picrew (found here: https://picrew.me/image_maker/400146) of a man from the chest up, arms raised to his shoulders and one hand waving. He has short blonde hair, and is squinting slightly as he smiles. There is a speech bubble next to him that says "Fuck." He is wearing glasses and yellow jumper, and is set against a purple square background and there are some leaves falling. | Banner ID: a picture of four men in a small aircraft, two sat close to the camera and the other two sat behind them. They each have varying expressions of sudden fear, with the man on the left of the photo grabbing onto the ceiling for support. From left to right the men are: Yuki Tsunoda, Max Verstappen (derogatory) (back), Sergio Perez (back), and Pierre Gasly.

one of the best parts of Mark’s Fatal Frame playthrough is watching him pronounce

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GIFs just don’t do it justice. 

Not usually a big fan of Markiplier, but have to say that this is, like, the best example of handling [DATA EXPUNGED] I’ve ever seen. 

whispering to myself "I am shadow the hedgehog" "I am shadow the hedgehog" to give myself the courage to send an email

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whispering to myself "Speed, I am speed" "Speed, I am speed" to give myself courage to make a phone call

I hope they find the idiot rich ppl I hope a teenager doesn't have to die a horrible nightmare death and then I also hope they immediately get slapped with a $500,000 bill to repay the taxpayer cost of rescuing them from their idiocracy and then also another $1billion dollars inconvenience fee of making us all hear about this for 3 days straight.

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the way supernatural truly has guaranteed infinite shelf life on this site given that it's always going to trend with every major news event

My dad has an old book called every man's book (Jokaisen miehen kirja, Finland, 1947) and it has a list of special hobbies, it has for example:

  • national socialism
  • shit that sailors do (whatever that means)
  • concrete buildings
  • exorcism of dancing frenzy with the power of evangelism
  • study of extinct mammals
  • reindeer sports
  • eggs
  • Argentina
  • world peace

the book also says that it's not gay if you do gay stuff in war, in a monastery or in prison

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

heyyyyy elon hey yeah hi dude um… so there’s this shipwreck you can like .. tour aha yeah it’s like super expensive nobody can afford to go yeah it’s only for like, the richest people y’know? anywayyy ahahaha you like video games? yeah like playstation mhm