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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

if your class solidarity doesn’t include people who are on SSI, food stamps, or are unable to work it’s not solidarity

this also applies to homeless people, sex workers and undocumented workers. include them or your solidarity is meaningless

yes this includes people who “mooch off” their parents by still living with them into adulthood. you are not an ally to disabled or poor people if you hold disdain for those who cannot live on their own.

PACIFIC RIM PACIFIC RIM I LOVE PACIFIC RIM

Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

gas stations are like land lighthouses

snoopy stickers

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

hi everyone, sorry for my first post this morning to be a donations post, but my family needs help.

as some of you may know, the matriarch of my family, my memaw, died about two weeks ago. with the help of all four of her living children and the dozens of grandkids and great-grandkids, we were able to have her cremated, but we need help with the memorial service, which is on may 12. i won't be in town but i still want to help.

CA

VM

dm for p*yp*l

i will be posting screenshots if i receive donations of all of them going directly to my father to help with funeral costs.

purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

Ok I'm gonna fix this poll