Frontierland at Night Magic Kingdom May 4th, 2022

@wizard-of-weed

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

honorable mention

special thanks

Hermie:

There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.

Serval cat see, serval cat do.

Old, but still relevant

is that an uncapped marker in your pocket or is your penis just eagerly bleeding beautiful vibrant hues of ink through the fabric

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

said with increasing distress and volume fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball

Luxembourg based P. Adams Schwertransporte, who specialize in the transport of heavy items, moving a 67-metre-long, 25-tonne wind turbine blade, on Dec. 2020.

It’s a blont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

world’s largest weed!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

if we all just got in the water and pushed

If you wanted more you could have asked me

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

Infidelity Flag

Infidelity: the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner

(obviously this isn’t really something to be prideful of, but it is technically a form of nonmonoamory so I guess it counts idk)

my dad is LGBT you guys 

just had a glass of tap water, fish oil, an 8ball, 150 mg of wellbutrin, a tetanus shot, 14 cigarettes, leftover pancetta sandwich, a testosterone shot, two packets of silica gel, a sip of black coffee and tablespoon of greek yogurt. can i drive your car