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Strider 0ne

@strider0ne

Carlos, he/him, pansexual, 25 but body says 50. hey y'all 👋

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

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C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

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Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

"hi welcome to mcdonalds, what can i get for you?"

"yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?"

"uhhhh hold on"

*fishes in my pocket*

"columbo what should i do???"

"gee whiz, i dunno...i always get the fries when i order fast food, but that's just cause mrs. columbo likes 'em and i know it'll make her happy....don't they got any chili at this joint? no? boy, i guess you'd better get the fries then, just ta be safe... me, i could get by a whole day on just one of those things, what with bein' three inches tall... but you, you'll need the energy in the coming days"

*stuffs him back in my pocket*

"uhhhh yes please the meal would be great"