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Wait hold up why are people against the rwrb movie, this is the first i'm hearing of this

I have always been a supporter of you can dislike whatever you desire no matter the popularity, but I must admit that sometimes the reasons people dislike something are so illogical that that dislike can only translates to looking for reasons to hate stuff just for the sake of it.

Like for example, I read in Instagram someone telling that Nicholas Galitzine played once a military man with idiotic friends, and therefore he wasn't suited to play Prince Henry in RWRB. That was the entire argument, you played an awful military man once and your career should be over after that.

Or this other when someone commented that Kit Connor's face wasn't like they pictured Nick Nelson and that he should be recasted. And it wasn't just one comment, I saw the same account do it in a few pictures of a fan account of Heartstopper. The kid already hit the gym like crazy because some awful people told him he didn't have Nick's body, and comments like actually made me worry about how he will react and how we will feel with himself.

This doesn't mean that people doesn't have the right to criticize, I have had entire discussions about a book/film that I enjoy in which we talk about things that should had been better or things we didn't liked. But this type of comments are just there to spread hate amongst others, and ruin the experience for everybody else.

Please be better, with the upcoming seasons of show we are waiting for, and movies we are eager to see... Don't be that type of accounts that only spreads hate and awful comments. There is already enough of that in the world.

Rwrb trailer thoughts

CORNETTOS!!!!!

THE KID IN THE CANCER WARD SO LIKE HER AND HENRY BONDING OVER STAR WARS?!

TAKES THE CAKE I LOVE ALEX CLAREMONT DIAZ

BESTIE HENRY AND BEA

ZAHRA BEING THE QUEEN SHE WAS BORN TO BE

distinct lack of pez

Alex’s only defence being that Henry shoved him!!!

No their first meeting after cakegate with Henry in polo gear and Alex checking him out?!?

HENRY CALLED HIM SWEETHEART SARCASTICALLY

And you have a vitamin d defiency 😭this movie is so unserious and I LOVE IT

ARM PUNCH ARM PUNCH

CHRIST YOUR AS THICK AS IT GETS THEY DID THE LINE

ALEX IN A COWBOY HAT ALEX IN A MOTHERFUCKING COWBOY HAT

Henry playing polo and Alex being on the campaign makes me happy

HENRY IN THE WARDROBE AND ZAHRA THREATENING HIM

If you feel forever about him 😭what if that was my thirteenth reason?!

Honestly I reckon this movies gonna be jokes, it’ll be like shadow and bone, not exactly like the books but still incredibly enjoyable

Step 1: try to assess domination over your target

Step 2: if actions fail, try to convince them of your superiority through words

Step 3: beware the counteroffensive

Step 4: have a meltdown

Dear Alex… I miss you.

We can figure out a way to love each other on our own terms.

It's like there's a rope attached to my chest, and it keeps pulling me towards you.

They invented romance, your honor.

THE TRAILER, AT LAST

THE MOMENT HAS COME FRIENDS, THEY'RE FINALLY HERE

AND IT'S UTTER PERFECTION

They kept everything??? The cake scene and New Year's Eve and THE HOTEL SCENE??? ALEX SOAKING WET AND CRYING AND TALKING TO HENRY - THEIR TRIP TO TEXAS???

I need Ellen's PowerPoint scene, too, BUT GUYS

This is honestly great and I'm crying my eyes out, I'M SO HAPPY AND EXCITED

Alex, even at the beginning of the book and drunk, wouldn't purposefully smash cake on another guest at a very public patry. Even if he couldn't stand Henry, it had to still be an accident imo

(but ngl in the clip for a second I thought it was intentional and was very confused)

My hypothesis is that he accidently, through a drunken fog, got cake on his hand.

(how?? did he lean on the cake like an idiot?? did he think: "I'm hungry" and grab it with his fucking bare hand?? did he do it on purpose to fuck with Phillip's cake??? the possibilites are endless. he's an idiot.)

Then he tried to hide it behind his back when he realised what he did, and got stuck in the convo with Henry and forgot it was on his hand bc he was so ~distracted~ by Henry lol

Stills from the Red,White and Royal Blue trailer that altered my brain chemistry:

The seconds before the cakegate

The bickering over Alex's height

The Cornetto scene in the palace

"You're as thick as it gets" aka the first kiss

Henry in the closet and Zahra about to behead him

Domestic chaotic himbos in love

Alex soaked from the "I love you" rain scene

The Texas date lake scene

my thoughts as I watched the trailer for the like fourth time

  • Ellen’s southern accent
  • Alex being a shit IMMEDIATELY
  • taKEs tHe CaKE??2?2???
  • signet ring <3
  • Zahra icon and love how significant she is already from the trailer
  • my NDA shut up Alex
  • also the lifts I laughed bc the bts video
  • SWEETHEART
  • CORNETTOS
  • hospital scenes. Hospital. Scenes.
  • the teary eyed Henry at the New Year’s party is already SO GOOD
  • THE FUCKING FIRST KISS SCENE!!!!!!
  • karaoke I cannot wait I will be dead
  • YOUR MAJESTY CALLBACK
  • polo king!!!!!
  • I have been wondering about the way they’re gonna do the emails and I AM SO EXCITED
  • I CANT BELIEFE WE ARE GETTING DNC CLOSET HIDING
  • the plane scene <3
  • DAVID DAVID DAVID
  • Prince Henry belongs to Britain!!!!
  • Stephen Fry I am yelling
  • I fucking love you okay will kill me
  • LAKE LAKE LAKE
  • again the plane!!!!!!
  • don’t show me Henry’s face here I will cry!!!!! I am crying!!!!!
  • WHAT THE HELL YOU LITTLE SHIT ALEX I am laughing so much

Because absolutely no one asked - some thoughts and favourite moments from The Trailer

Henry's face in the paper - looks like he's just said "oh my fucking Christ" i.e. the first time Alex hears him swear!

HENRY CALLED HIM SWEETHEART (sarcastic). LOOK HOW PROUD OF HIMSELF HE IS. meanwhile Alex is just looking at him like 'this better not awaken anything in me'

Is that Shaan in the background??

Henry's camera smile vs his genuine smile mY HEART

Is this Henry's face after seeing Alex kiss Nora at midnight? My poor baby he looks so sad

'it was at this moment he realised he fucked up'

And finally more happy!Henry because my anxious neurotic sweetheart deserves only soft kind things