How Donald Trump comes up with his ideas

Trump: “The cheese of truth.” [slaps cheese on newspaper; reads] “Immigrants cause cancer.”

YESSSSSS

Please don’t underestimate the power of this feeling

Are you sure that shirt is real? It looks

fabricated.

Relationship goals

I HATE HAVING ANXIETY

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO JUST TALK TO PEOPLE 

WITHOUT PANICKING

I H A T E HAVING ANXIETY

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I’m in my happy place.

so im like FUCK YOU FUCKING TWAT

shit is that paparazzi

act cool martin

aaact coooool

This is twelve times funnier if you read it in reverse order

I need to realize that it’s okay to drop people out of your life that do you no good