“You became like coffee, in the deliciousness, and the bitterness, and the addiction.”
Mahmoud Darwish
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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.
yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.
pre covid you could make a room of freshmen laugh with a video of griffin mcelroy sayin todd howard repeatedly. now you gotta kill someone. You have to kill someone.
can't believe they used to have guitar hero tournaments but the contestants just played the game sitting down. where's the theatrics. where's the showmanship. i wanna see those guys running across the stage while shredding out to through the fire and flames
when I was in high school we did one of these and during the Freebird solo one kid did a power slide on his knees and played it with the guitar behind his head a la Hendrix
that guy fucking gets it
They’re talking about you guys
we didnt do shit he was just like that
(when she says she likes to be degraded) you are dust and to dust you shall return
She was being a little too quiet and I turn around to find her dead asleep like this
Update:
H...huh??
THINGS BLUE
Oh my god wait I gotta check somethin
THAT THINGS BLUE !!
Green cat, meet blue bunny.
"fuck you my child is completely fine"
your child reads classic literature for fun
i had to ride in a golf cart yesterday. profoundly undignified mode of transportation.
You know what it’s like when you don’t know anything at all, and yet you’re totally certain that everything would be better if you were near one particular person.
GOOD OMENS (2019-)
"You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person."
A dinner with candles and wine after 'lift home'?👀❤