All I want to do is write this scene where one character treats another character gently and the other one is just totally undone by it in a “this gentleness upsets me far more than all the traumatizing things that have happened to me in this entire story because the suffering was pretty much expected whereas this is just…outside of my comfort zone” and somehow this is difficult. 

YO can I get this but also with a side of “character being gentled starts to break down finally beginning to process how fucked up their past treatment actually was because holy shit they’re so close to tears over someone being so NICE to them, AND being reluctant to go into it with the character being gentle bc they’re afraid they’ll sound pathetic”?

The gentle character is terrified that they are doing something terribly wrong because the hair-stroking or hugging or whatever seems to be making the other character SO uncomfortable, but when they apologize and stop, the other character actually grabs their hand to keep them from going away.

And is not sure if they want it to continue or not because the kindness is making them break down and they’re not sure they’re ready to be so vulnerable (read: did not plan to ever be vulnerable again, like EVER) and so they’re acting really weird and maybe moody but also needy. But also trying NOT to look needy.

They are convinced to the bottom of their soul that this neediness will drive the other character away and must be hidden at all costs, but also it would be so nice and also totally impossible but it would be really nice if it was possible for the other character to see that neediness and… not be revolted by it? 

this personality test just obliterated me. saying it roasted me would be the biggest understatement

unfortunately i am too confident to take this as the warning god intended

like i know i’m an asshole but you didn’t have to do me like that

Think is got me pretty good.

personal playlists i’ve made that might fit your niche

more!

Put your music on shuffle, then reblog and put in the tags the first song that comes on! Let’s share music together.

Devil Like Me by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit

Here’s my song “God’s going to murder America” in G minor

I’d listen to that on repeat for five weeks

Read the description and immediately thought of ‘God’s Gonna Cut You Down’ by Johnny Cash.

Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

If your count is higher than 721, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 721 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

at this point im Oshawott

OH FUCK YEAH

Wow I suck mega ass

The fuck is this

Why did you guy get all the cool ones… :(

I’M A FUCKING BUG LEAF, WTF (idk Pokemon but it Said this is a leavanny)

I got pidove. A bird

Of course you’re a filthy flying rat

Better a rat than furry bait

Hey I’m a bug thank you! Or a leaf? Uh honestly idk why I’m a sentient piece of foliage

I win im kong-fu chicken

Oh goodie we’re gonna have Kong po chicken @themegaditto

Skorupi

Only time a super low follower count is nice. Still in the original 150.

I don’t want to live any longer in this world of “the customer is always right.” This is a world that shows the aggressive, the bull-headed, the cruel that they have full license to behave like beasts to get what they want. Half the time, they’re even rewarded for it; “here, ma'am, so sorry for the trouble, please accept this gift card–no charge.”

I want to live in a world that punishes these childish adults as you punish a toddler throwing a tantrum. No candy for you, Jimmy; you’re going home to bed if you can’t mind yourself in public.

Throw a hissy fit because your cashier isn’t moving as fast as you’d like? Find yourself gently escorted from the store until you can show some basic compassion and patience.

Hurl a pen across the table at your signing agent? You’ve just forfeited your right to refinance your mortgage this week. Try again when your temper is managed.

Scream obscenities at the Taco Bell rep because you know it’ll earn you a free soft shell? Here’s your money back; please feel free to play again when you’ve realized fast food is not worth more than the price of human dignity.

I am so sick of accepting–and, in truth, rewarding–these callous behavior patterns in customer service industries. The fact is, the customer is not always right. The customer is often just testing to see what he can get away with. Stop pandering to spoiled children, and show your employees they have more value than their red polo, or how much abuse they can withstand in a 40-hour week.

We are here to provide a service and to make a living.

We are not your punching bags.

seems like the right time of year to bring this back around

This is one of the reasons people say working at Universal is better than working at Disney. At Disney, the irate guests get ridiculous gift cards and free fast passes for abusing employees. At Universal, we’ll just call security on you.

I completely agree. I work in a place selling Industrial Tools to contractors, and had a customer loose his shit and storm off, refusing to let me help him, all because when he asked if I was free at the moment, I answered with, “Yeah, what’s up?”.

Three fucking words and this dude just loses it like a child.

Fucking mental

canadian wildlife

DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG 

Oh man, as a Canadian I just couldn't stop laughing at this.

are people making cliche and outlandish rwby AUs like all the events of the show are just a dream? is that a thing?

how about this

ALIENS

ITS ALL THE ALIENS FAULT

Could totally see it as some huge day dream conjured by Blake, while she's bored at work. Everybody in the show would be random customers she saw throughout the day.

Maybe she only hugs Weiss in private…

Rum, look at you being extra trashy. I’m so proud.

Winter calling Weiss a boob and thinking “Oh shit Freudian slip.”

Say this and my first thought was, "i wonder what kind of Schneenanagins they get up to behind closed doors"

Let’s go in the garden

You’ll find something waiting

Right there where you left it

Lying upside down

When you finally find it

You’ll see how it’s faded

The underside is lighter

When you turn it around

Everything stays, right where you left it

Everything stays, but it still changes

Ever so slightly

Daily and nightly

In little ways

When everything stays

All rights to the song belong to Cartoon Network and Adventure Time

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

Put a letter in my ask! I'll answer honestly !

A - Available? B - Birthday? C - Crushing on? D - Drink you last had? E - Easiest person to talk to? F - Favourite song? G - Grade i hated? H - Hometown? I - Icecream flavour? J - Jellybean flavour? K - Killed someone? L- Longest friendship? M - Milkshake flavour? N - Number of siblings? O - One wish? P - Person who called me last? Q - Question your always asked? R - Reason to smile? S - Song i last sung? T - Time you woke up? U - Umbrella colour? V - Very best friend? W - Which celebrity i’d marry? X - X rays i had? Y - Your last time you cried? Z - Zodiac sign?

Yeah, definitely have this problem...