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StrawSlurp

@strawslurper0

im a boy and i love getting abortions it/its kid dyke
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ellohcee

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

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ellohcee
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kawuli
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silverhawk

catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either

a very gentle looking asian golden cat

very kind looking, round. 10/10

and then the other in the genus is

the bay cat, or as i like to call them - the weasel cat. long, kinda weird looking, but still 10/10 despite the weaselness.

a noble old wizard, and her mushroom-addled warlock roommate

Just a dragon OC I’ll probably be redesigning again at some point lol

She just killed the previous corrupt Tyrant Queen, thus becoming Queen herself, and none of the staff know what to make of her.  She’s asking them for opinions?  And apologizing for the occasional drool??  And not striking them for mistakes?!?  The nobles are freaking out - she just outlawed punishing lower classes for accidental touching?  But how will we be Superior?!?

Meanwhile Jaw is just Be Nice To People Or I’ll Fight You In The Arena, and No Friend We May NOT Murder Someone, Even As A Treat

Smaugust redesign of The People’s favorite Queen! Now with Lore Drops!

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mommyclan

Also I was playing pokemon and decided that Cheetahchirp would be the growlithe line, if ur mommyclan cat was a pokemon what pokemon/types would they be

Draculapaw would be the zubat line. Pointy teeth, cute, and gets stronger through the power of friendship! If just a typing, then Steel/Fairy, because Knife ~

I’m all for Pokémon Mystery Dungeon - Mommyclan’s Quest, I’d play that So Much

pr sure chickenpuff would be the nickitt line ^^ warm colours, evasiveness and being British

or just dark/flying