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@strawblover

cel! they/them 20 <3 im glad you and i are alive at the same time!

[Image description: Two pictures of heart shaped suitcases with gold hands and latches, one of which is small and pink while the other is larger and peach pink. The first shows them lined up with the smaller one up front, and the second shows them laid on their sides, with the large one opened up and the smaller one laid inside of it. End description]

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fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

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sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

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i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

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Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley

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uuuh strawbebbies?? 🍓

❣️from left to right; Lola, Lottie, & Lenny (plus Lola’s gf, Gertie!)

im charmyclown on ig <3