literally losing my mind at this. this person is going places
My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:
- Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for
- "Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool
- Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them
- Clean as you go
- If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices
If anyone wants to add, please do
None of these are wrong.
I reblogged this earlier but I forgot to add. Cooking: use approximate ingredients
Baking: USE EXACT MEASUREMENTS
Who else remembers how rad the KFC Kids Laptop meals used to be??
my bf and I have the same fucking brain
Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.
question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts
Top tier answers here
ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.
i love when you can just tell that someone has never been outdoors
absolutely incredible
Dude can I pat your cat? Sure
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^Motherfucker unlimited
If there’s some magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone else, sharing something, even if it’s almost impossible to succeed. But who cares—the answer must be in the attempt.
Before Sunrise (1995) dir. Richard Linklater














