one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?

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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and which one told you that?
but no yeah lets have the conversation:
"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED
"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED
"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED
"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED
Reblog it. I want this to be on Tumblr radar by end of the week, i want my notes to be useless from the discourse, i want every single person on Tumblr to have seen this post at some point
The best part about Star Citizen is that you get to enjoy the food of the future
Frotdog
hold on I need to go google something
yeah ok this is funny
being fucked so hard from behind and they lay on top of your back while they’re fucking you senseless and moan in your ear
i love you autistic transfems pirating and stealing and redistributing media and information
mousegirl gf who is helping you prep vegetables for dinner. sure, she has to wield a scalpel like a bardiche and she's blind from how hard the onions are making her cry, but she's still very helpful!
i think girls should be tiny and floating on the lime in my rum and cokes
someone understood the assignment
I feel like lockpicking is a mouse trait, tbh. A little mousey rogue with an even smaller lockpick set to break into a cheese vault