Avatar

tumblr wrapped called me out

@strawberry-milk-things / strawberry-milk-things.tumblr.com

this is now the reblog sideblog of Sweet-Strawberry-Milk

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Image

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

what the dog doin

Avatar

i love how castles are like, a fairytale staple and princesses live in them now. those were military installations do you think in 4000 years the irradiated mice that inherit our world will tell stories about princesses living on aircraft carriers

Avatar

u,m. dont hurt me

bro it is FUCKING insane to watch Nimona on Netflix. more than ten years ago I followed Nate on tumblr as gingerhaze when he was posting LOTR fanart and read pages of Nimona when it was just an awesome scrappy webcomic getting posted weekly or so and I remember thinking it would be a cool movie. wild.

reddit is dying twitter is dying tumblr is next as people move over here in response and the corporate side of the company starts drooling at the prospect of EVEN MORE MONEY so they make staff change the website to be shittier and more like the dying websites. whats next? fireside gathering at my house where we pass the posting stick around that indicates youre allowed to make a post with words that come out of your mouth

Oh you sweet summer child

i think i hauve Covid

Avatar

Can I have the stick now