not even fucking true its literally my bedtime
this philosophy shit is easy
So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:
having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you're not logged in
LMAO Elon is now charging people to read posts. There’s posts everywhere buddy, the average post has a negative monetary value
forcing people to consume less twitter is basically a humanitarian act. ~e13 more decisions like this and he makes up for helping start openai
This is even funnier when you realize a lot of spam bots do get verified
look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter
peace and FUCKING love on planet earth
Apparently now you can claim hypothetical harm to spin up a case that will go to the supreme court and get the justices to legislate from the bench. Lorie Smith didn't even receive a request to make the website in question until after she filed suit and, on top of this already suspicious origin of the request, the gay man who filed the request for a website doesn't even exist. In reality, the man the contact info points to is a married straight man who claims he was impersonated. We have a SCOTUS case where the claim is bogus and seems like it was completely falsified just to give the case the slightest legitimacy as well as no actual harm done to the defendant, and despite all this, SCOTUS did not throw out the case. The conservative majority is so blatantly corrupt
hey real quick? shoutout to disabled people who dont want to be role models or idols to the world. shoutout to disabled people who dont want to put themselves out there to be examples and be a voice for other disabled people, who just want to be left the fuck alone. its hard being told how strong/brave you are for living when you just want to be treated like a person, i know. please know that you are not obligated to be an example or a voice. you dont have to be a role model. you dont have to put yourself out there no matter how much abled people tell you that you’re such a strong and influential person, youre allowed to just be. i love you, i wish us all a peaceful and happy life
yet another july is upon us happy disability pride month
I will say, for all the internet micropastors and crystal witch hucksters in the world are small potatoes compared to the predatory pseudoscientific titan that is the modern diet industry.
idk man Clarence Thomas pulling the ladder up behind him striking down affirmative action yesterday, the fucking gay wedding web design ruling wasn't even real it was hypothetical someone really said well no one has asked me to design a website for their gay wedding but if they did wouldn't that be fucked up and the court just went whoa yeah that's so fucked we can't let that happen, and then they're like well we've all been receiving bribes worth hundreds of thousands of dollars for years but we can't forgive 20k worth of student loan debt that's just crazy... like everything is just so absurd I can't really wrap my mind around it
I'm getting so pissed with people who are saying Gwen isnt trans. Like they're trying to explain why her dad has a trans patch on his jacket and why she has a trans flag in her room, by saying she supports trans people... wtf???? Literally what ally has a TRANS FLAG, IN THEIR ROOM, BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE??? That's some shit closeted me would tell my parents when they saw me drawing rainbows. People that are saying this shit are literally just transphobic and dont want her to be trans. Gwen is trans and fuck everyone that argues against that.
which one of these is the so called "american flag"
In Gwen’s universe trans people took over America and made the trans flag the national flag.
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image 1: a tweet from Sergio [flag of Libya] (@ SerajeddinR), timestamped 18:40 on 02 Mar 22
Thinking about the girl who said she wears her hijab inside her own house whenever her husband annoys her
image 2: a tumblr tag from ellie-tarts, who reblogged from professorsparklepants
#husand privileges REVOKED.
image 3: a tumblr tag, no source included
#ramadan mubarak to everyone but to this queen specifically
Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it
The word "faggot" appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy's are on here.
I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.
IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.
WHAT THE FUCK
this xkcd joke is completely hilarious without context. just the way the guy wordlessly steps back towards it
