its just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world

Wait this is funny

like the only two memes weve had this year are microwaving ants and the stick bug. why the insect theme

I hear there’s a bug going around

call that a [JOKE PENDING]

call that a viral sensation

forgetting #3 “I never suffered so the people claiming they’re suffering are exaggerating”

SURVIVED ALL THAT RAW SEX JUS TO DIE FROM UNPROTECTED HANDSHAKES

this post is still hilarious 

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

anyone else overcome with yearning for the walk home from the bus stop

Meirl

Let’s go, Pride Knights!

Dude, this is so cool.

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! OMG!

no cops at pride just this guy and his gay suit of armor

@prideknights 

Me: MOM IM LEAVING HOME AND JOINING THE ARMY

my mom: …say what-

@amber-illegirl Welcome, fellow Pride Knight!

Pride Knights, roll out! *grabs a bow and quiver of arrows* To arms!

banzzag_ee