Happy Feet is the story of an lil autistic dude who stimmed so good he caused a reformation in the church
heart shaped bestie necklaces that say “i hope you die” “i hope we both die”
*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*
she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever
A little glass vial?
a little glass vial
vampireapologist-archive-deacti
drake?
stardustodinson
josh?
vampireapologist
where’s the body of christ?
radioactive-snake
my last game is actually overwatch haha… wbu?
hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?
Cloth mother & wire mother is the best lesbian couple Halloween costume idea in the world
Anonymous asked:
i thought you were a lesbian??
I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FAST FOOD CHAIN
I don’t even want the context
god i want five guys
okay the context is great actually
me teaching my students about the number six in latin: okay guys. so here's the thing. yes, the word for six in latin is sex and that's funny, and we're gonna laugh about it for 30 seconds, but then we're gonna move on, okay? we're not gonna keep laughing about it. we can be mature about this.
also me every day of my life: haha six pine trees is sex pinus
Favourite Latin phrase = sixteen tall pine trees = sextus pinus erectus
I’m sorry WHEN did he do this
Screeeeeching
OKAY WHAT WERE THE OTHER FOUR CHOICES THOUGH-
Oh my god
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