Orthodox Space Program
This looks like what Pawn Stars would be in Warhammer 40K
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Ooh, some new ones
I am a safe space for anyone trapped in a time loop. Come to me, I'll believe you every time. I'll try and help you, just update me on whatever we did the last time.
The blonde doctor ladies that bossed people around and were experts in their fields and may have had a formative influence on my childhood
the brunettes with swords in high concept historical fiction movies that i was obsessed with in my youth
oh shit i forgot the king
every big monster yugioh card is named Absolute Tyrant King Dicksmasher the Primal Terror and every big monster magic card is named Borgus, the Beefsmith
one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane
another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could
exactly. like oh you’re not going to look back? have you never lost a love? there is so much looking back.
There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️
And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.
Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life
there are just some names that i cant see an adult having like if you name your kid dustin or cody its because you think theyre gonna die at 14 or something
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sorry for documenting my suffering and delusions online do you still think im hot
well?