sometimes you just need a good outtake

One time when I worked at the Dollar Tree a man came in with a little boy and he said to me, “This is my adopted son. He’s autistic.”

He told me this story. “When he got to be about 4 years old his mother realized he was growing up autistic and she didn’t want to raise him any more. So she drove out to the middle of nowhere and pulled over on the side of the highway and put him out of the car. On her way back in to town she was driving behind a van with a two story ladder tied on top. The ladder got loose and slid through her windshield, killing her instantly. They found her head in the backseat.”

I was like 😶 “your total is 13.95”

normalize decapitating ableists

so true bestie

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

DHCJCNDBJWJDJk3@2

dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture's reputation

did you hear about the ancient race of enchanted elves? they fell into the darkness of their own hubris. anyway that over there is the two survivors, Wiz and da Boss, who are only taking breaks from kicking each other in the nuts to make out

Love is real I've just had soup and sandwich

Oh hey, it's real mantis shrimp hours :)

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

YEEHAWGUST - Red rock canyon! (I have to write a drabble where my cowboy ocs propose to each other on a picnic set here)

yippeee!!! ^_^ *DIES IN THE EXPLOSION*

Stephanie Cunningham: Dog in the Wind

Posted by Paulo Vergueiro

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FUCKEN

WIMDY

Panther in the rain.

I want to get all dolled up and attend a big gala on the arm of some important man while we sip champagne and laugh and exchange pleasantries with other guests. I want to be the envy of every woman in the room when they see his hand low on my hip and his lips at my temple when he whispers how beautiful I am. I want to dance the night away in his arms and find a quiet corner of the courtyard in the moonlight where he'll kiss me stupid and we'll sneak away together into the night to finish what we started.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

cancel your plans we’re thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight

this image of earth from saturn rattles around in my skull at all hours of the day